it's my birthday and....

I'm not going to be shy about it. Yep, today I turn 37! EEk 3 years off 40. Wow.

So yeah I'll do a birthday giveaway or two. Yep, I'm wh*ring for comments. So leave me a comment and make me laugh. Comments/s that make me laugh the most will get a little custom parcel. Dunno what. Something I'll make you.

Whilst we're talking about birthday's it was our buddy WezzyJ's birthday last week. He's old like me, 38 I think, Wez? Anyhow. I find crafty man gifts tricky. Wez and Al have recently had a pizza oven installed and he was in need of some manly oven mitts. I figured he'd also need an apron to protect his pants so here we have the golden cock apron, modelled by the lovely Sondra. Cute ass hey?

So, make me laugh people and have a great day, I will!